The idea was born from those late nights when serving up your guests becomes a bit of a chore. 

We have taken away the hard work by measuring out your vice for you. The grooves are indented into the plate, allowing the good times to fall exactly into place, perfectly evenly every time. All you need to do is chop, swipe, and follow your nose. 

We have also given you the option of stamping in your own personal slogan to get the party started with a laugh. If you're finding it hard to think of something original, we have a few ideas for you to choose from ('Just A Cheeky One' is our favourite).